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featherless, fearless, financially unwell

CHICKEN
YOGA

$YOGA
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the ancient practice of

being a
CALM
chicken

no feathers. no worries. no roadmap. just you, a mat, and the crushing serenity of having absolutely nothing left to lose.

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A plucked chicken meditating in full lotus poseom nom nom

the sacred token

$YOGA

launched raw and unfiltered on pump.fun. no presale, no seed, no promises — only enlightenment and questionable liquidity.

1B

TOTAL SUPPLY

100%

CHILL FACTOR

0

FEATHERS OWNED

∞

INNER PEACE

TOUCH
the GRASS

A plucked chicken standing in warrior pose

“the grass does not check its portfolio. be the grass.”

— SENSEI CLUCKINGTON

A plucked chicken sitting calmly

master the sacred

POSES

Plucked chicken performing The Broke Boat

NĀVĀSANA BROKEI

The Broke Boat

balance your account and your body. one is easier.

Plucked chicken performing Diamond Lotus

PADMĀSANA HODL

Diamond Lotus

sit still. do not sell. become one with the dip.

Plucked chicken performing Warrior of Whitepaper

VĪRABHADRĀSANA COIN

Warrior of Whitepaper

arms wide, heart open, wallet empty, spirit full.

Plucked chicken performing The Contemplative Cluck

SUKHĀSANA VIBE

The Contemplative Cluck

just sitting. just breathing. just birding.

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THE PATH TO
ENLIGHTENMENT

01

unfeather thyself

shed your ego like a chicken sheds absolutely everything. arrive raw.

02

assume the pose

legs crossed, beak forward, chart minimized. hold until enlightened.

03

release attachment

to feathers, to fear, to your average buy price. let it all go.

04

become the bird

you were always the chicken. the chicken was always you. namaste.